The 30-year-old performer and entrepreneur has had a large bust since the first days of her adolesence, telling People, "I was well-endowed when I was in sixth grade. There's no way to hide them, as much as you want to bandage your boobs down."
Instead, Jessica makes the most of what she's got: "Now I can make my way in and out of parking tickets; Show the girls and give a wink!"
We have to wonder: Who would want to make her way into a parking ticket? Someone has a strange understanding of the system...
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